Moms, we wrote a children’s book.
Moms, we wrote a children’s book.
This is our love letter to mothers everywhere. It’s a reminder that taking care of ourselves is the greatest act of love. And it’s a celebration of the everyday moments that make life worth staying healthy for.
Long live taking care of ourselves
to care for the ones we love.
Long live taking care of ourselves
to care for the ones we love.
Motherhood is a constant sacrifice–an act of quiet, persistent giving, spanning generations. But, moms can’t forget that giving care starts with “caring for me.”
Live 100 healthy years.
Live 100 healthy years.
It’s not just about living longer, but living better—without missing a moment. Insist on not just counting the years, but making the years count. Get 100+ lab tests and personalized insights tracked over your lifetime.
100+ lab tests
Whole body testing
Tracked over time
Trusted by
industry experts.
Trusted by
industry experts.
A membership that puts your health in your hands.
A membership that puts your health in your hands.
Testing is easy
Testing is easy
Common questions
Common questions
What does a Function membership include?
For $499 per year, a Function membership gives you:
- 100+ lab tests at the start of each year—no hidden costs, no insurance required.
- 60+ follow-up tests at 3–6 months to track changes.
- Insights from top doctors based on your results.
- A written clinician summary to help you understand your data.
- Access to re-test at transparent prices when needed.
- Option to purchase additional tests, including Lyme, STDs, and allergies.
- Access to groundbreaking tests, like the Galleri Multi-Cancer Early Detection test.
Function is for anyone 18 and older. The sooner you establish a baseline, the better—you’ll see where you stand today and track changes over time. Understanding your body’s trends gives you the power to make informed decisions about your future.
Function's technology meets HIPAA standards, and we take privacy extremely seriously. We use a range of the latest technical security tools and administrative measures to safeguard your data against unauthorized access or disclosure. Note that Function cannot secure personal data that you release on your own or that you request us to release, so we recommend carefully considering with whom you choose to share this data. Read our Privacy Statement.
Function is 100% insurance-free. No deductibles. No co-pays. No surprise bills. We are committed to transparent prices and you knowing exactly what you pay for. Function does not accept insurance; however, it is FSA/HSA eligible. Function provides you with an itemized receipt for submitting to an FSA/HSA plan.