Give time,

not stuff

More than a gift—Function is agency over their health, monitoring for disease, and a path to a longer life.

The first membership for lifelong health.

100+ lab tests yearly
Set a baseline with over 100 comprehensive lab tests, followed by a 60+ test Follow-up in 3 to 6 months later to track changes.
Whole-body testing
All-in-one testing across heart, hormones, thyroid, nutrients, heavy metals, metabolic health, and beyond. 5x more testing than most physicals.
Personalized insights
Research-backed insights based on your unique results, developed with the world’s top doctors.
Tracked over time
All results are tracked and stored in one secure portal. Learn about your health right now and track how it evolves.
*$499/year. Additional lab fees apply for gift recipients in NY and NJ.

Results over time

All results are tracked in a secure dashboard. Learn about your health right now. Monitor for changes over your lifetime. Take control of your health’s future.

Results over time

All results are tracked in a secure dashboard. Learn about your health now. Monitor for changes over your lifetime. Take control of your health’s future.

Thyroid Stimulating Hormone
Optimal Range: 0.4 to 4.0 mIU/L
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Aug 15, 2024
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6.1 mIU/L

100+ lab tests

Whole body testing

Tracked over time

Testing is easy

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Instantly schedule lab tests

Secure a time slot at one of 2,000+ Quest Diagnostics locations around US

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Lab visits average 15 minutes

Function includes the cost of two lab visits per year with 100+ biomarkers.

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Powerful results

Monitor for early signs of disease. Find out where and how to improve.

How it works

The Yearly
100+ Lab Tests
The Yearly is the most comprehensive set of tests. Repeats annually. No hidden fees. No insurance involved.
The Mid Year
60+ Lab Tests
The Mid Year is between yearly tests, often 3-6 months later. Compare with past results to monitor changes.
When Needed
Menu of advanced tests
Access as needed to focus on specific areas, or test everything again. Easy with transparent, competitive prices. Additional costs apply.

The 100+ test list.

Doctors across specialties carefully selected each test below to provide you with the broadest and deepest understanding of your ever-changing health. The following tests are included with your $499 Function annual membership.*

2x
— Indicates biomarkers that are tested twice per year.
Add on
— Indicates test that are purchased as needed.
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Thyroid
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Cancer Detection
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Autoimmunity
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Immune Regulation
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Female Health
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Male Health
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Metabolic
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Nutrients
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Stress & Aging
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Kidneys
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Pancreas
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Heavy Metals
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Electrolytes
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Alzheimer's
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Allergies
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Sexual Health
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Biological Age

Common questions

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Why gift stuff, when you can gift time?

Give more years to their life.